sasu ma

Ek din phir se saasu maa ko shahar jana tha. Is baar Ramlal ne phir
unhen akela hi bhej diya. Biwi ke jaane ke baad vo Kanchan se bola,
" Bahu aaj badan mein bahut dard ho raha hai zara Kamla ko bula do.
Bahut acchhi maalish karti hai. Badan ka dard door kar degi." Ye sun
ke Kanchan ko jalan hone lagi. Vo jaanti thi Kamla kaisi maaish
karegi. Kanchan ne socha aaj acchha mauka hai. Saasu maa bhi nahin
hai. Vo boli,
" Kyon pitaji ? ghar mein bahu ke rahte aap kisi aur ko kyon maalish
ke liye bulaana chaahte hain? Aapne humaari maalish kahan dekhi hai?
Ek baar karwa ke dekhiye, Kamla ki maalish bhool jaaenge."
" Are nahin beti, hum apni bahu se kaise maalish karwa sakte hain ?"
Ramlal ke mun mein laddoo phootne lage. Vo soch raha tha ki ye to
sunehari mauka hai. Haath se nahin jaane dena chaahiye.
"Aap humen beti bol rahe hain lekin shaayad apni beti ki tarah nahin
maante? Aapki sewa karke humen bahut khushi milti hai."
" Aisa na kaho bahu. Tum beti ke samaan nahin humari bati hi ho. Tum
suchmuch bahut acchhi ho. Lekin tumhaari saasu maa ko pata chal gaya
to vo mujhe maar daalegi."
" Kaise pata chalega pitaji vo to shaam tak aaegi. Chaliye ab hum
aapki maalish kar dete hain. Apko bhi to pata chale ki aapki bahu
kaisi maalish karti hai."
" theek hai bahu. Lekin apni ssasu maa ko batana nahin."
" Nahin bataaenge pitaji, aap bephikar rahiye."
Ramlal ne jaldi se zameen pe chatai bichha dee aur dhoti ko chhor ke
sub kapre utaar ke lait gaya. Uska dil dhak dhak kar raha tha. Kanchan
Ramlal ke gathe hue badan ko dekhti hi rah gayi. Waakayi mein succhha
marad tha. Chauri chhaati aur uspe ghane kale baal dekh kar to Kanchan
ke dil pe chhurian chalne lagi. Kanchan ne Ramlal ki taangon ki
maalish shuru kar dee. Saari ke pallu se usne ghoonghat bhi kar rakha
tha. Bahu ke mulaayam haathon ka sparsh Ramlal ko bahut acchha lug
raha tha. Kanchan ne pahle se hi plan bana rakha tha. Achanak tail ki
bottle Kanchan ki saari pe gir gayi.
" ooph humaari saari kharaab ho gayi."
" Bahu saari pahan ke koi maalish karta hai kya. Kharaab kar lee na
apni saari? Chalo saari utaar lo, phir maalish karna."
" Jee, main salwaar kameez pahan ke aati hun."
" Are uski kya zaroorat hai? Saari utaar lo bus. Salwaar pe tail gir
gaya to salwaar utaarni par jaaegi. Agar salwaar utaarna manzoor hai
to theek hai salwaar kameez pahan aao."
" Haa .... salwaar kaise utaarenge . Salwaar utaarne se to acchha hai
ki saari hi utaar dun, lekin aapke saamne saari kaise utaarun. Humen
to sharam aati hai.'
" Sharam kaisi bahu? Tum to humaari beti ke samaan ho. Aur phir hum
to tumhen petticoat blouse mein kai baar dekh chuke hain. Apne sasur
se koi sharmaata hai kya?"
" Theek hai pitaji. Utaar deti hun." Kanchan ne bari ada ke saath apni
saari utaar dee. ab vo kewal petticoat aur blouse mein thi. Petticoat
usne bahut neecha baandh rakha tha. Blouse bhi saamne se low cut tha.
Achanak Kanchan kamre se baahar bhaagi,
" Are kya hua bahu kahaan jaa rahi ho?" Ramlal ne poochha.
" Jee bus abhi aai. Apni chunni to le aaun." Ramlal to bahu ke ooper
neeche hote hue nitumbon ko dekh kar nihaal ho gaya. Kanchan thori der
mein waapas aa gayi. Ab usne chunni se ghoonght nikaal rakha tha.
Lekin kamar pe bahut neeche bandhe petticoat aur low cut blouse mein
se uski jawaani baahar nikal rahi thi. Kanchan Ramlal ke paas baith
gayi aur usne phir se Ramlal ki taangon ki maalish shuru kar dee. Is
waqt Kanchan ka sir Ramlal ke sir ki or tha. Maalish karte hue bahu is
prakaar se jhuki hui thi ki low cut blouse mein se uski bari bari
jhoolti hui choochian Ramlal ko saaf dikhai de rahi thi. Maalish karte
hue dono idher udher ki baaten kar rahe the. Kanchan ko acchhi tarah
maaloom tha ki sasur ji ki nazren uske blouse ke under jhaak rahi
hain. Aaj to Kanchan ne thaan liya tha ki sasur ji ko poori tarah
tarpaa ke hi chhoregi. Mardon ko tarpaane ki kala mein to vo maahir
thi hi. Itne mein Ramlal ne bahu se poocha,
" bahu tumne vo gaana suna hai, ` chunri ke neeche kya hai? Choli ke
peechhe kya hai?"
" Jee pita ji suna hai. Aapko acchha lagta hai.?" Kanchan aage jhukte
hue sasur ji ko apni gori gori choochion ke aur bhi zyada darshan
karaati hui boli.
" Haan bahu bahut achha lagta hai." Kanchan samajh rahi thi ki sasur
ji ka ishaara kis or hai. Sasur ji ki jaanghon tak maalish karne ke
baad Kanchan ne socha ki ab sasur ji ko uske nitumbon ke darshan
karaane ka waqt aa gaya hai. Kanchan jaanti thi ki uske nitumb mardon
par kya asar karte hain. Usne jaanghon se neeche ki or maalish karne
ke bahaane ab apna munh sasur ji ke pairon ki or aur apne vishaal
chooter sasur ji ke munh ki or kar diye. Maalish karte hue usne apne
chhoter bare hi maadak dhung se peechhe ki or ubhaar diye the. Ramlal
ke dil pe to maano chhuri chal gayi. Petticoat ke maheen kapre mein se
bahu ki gulaabi rang ki kachhi jhaank rahi thi. Ramlal bahu ke vishaal
chootron ko lalchaayi nazron se dekhta hua bola,
" Are bahu aise maalish karne mein pareshaani hogi. Humaare oopar aa
jaao."
" Hai Ram aapke oopar kaise aa sakte hain?"
" Are ismen sharmaane ki kya baat hai? Apni ek taang humaare ek taraf
aur doosri taang doosri taraf kar lo."
" Jee aapko pareshaani to nahin hogi ?"
Kanchan Ramlal ke oopar aa gayi. Ab uska ek ghutna sasur ji ke kamar
ke ek taraf aur doosra ghutna kamar ke doosri taraf tha. Petticoat
ghutnon tak oopar karna para. Is mudra mein Kanchan ke vishaal chooter
Ramlal ke munh ke theek saamne the. Ghutnon se neeche Kanchan ke gore
gore pair nange the. Kanchan Ramlal ke pairon ki or munh karke uski
jaanghon se neeche ki or maalish kar rahi thi. Ramlal ka mun kar raha
tha ki bahu ke chootron ke beech munh de de. Vo petticoat ke meaheen
kapre mein se bahu ke vishaal chootron pe simatati hui kacchhi ko dekh
raha tha.
" bahu tum jitni samjhdaar ho utni hi sunder bhi ho."
" Such pita ji ? Kahin aap humen khush karne ke liye to nahin bol rahe
hain."
" Tumhaari kasam bahu hum jhoot kyon bolenge? Tabhi to humne tumhen
ekdum Rakesh ke liye pasand kar liya tha. Shaadi se pahle tumaahre
peechhe bahut ladke chakkar lagaate honge.?"
" Jee vo to sabhi ladkion ke peeche chakkar lagaate hain."
" Nahin bahu sabhi ladkian tumhaari tarah sexy nahin hoti. Bolo, ladke
bahut tung karte the kya?"
" Haan pita ji karte to the."
" Kya karte the bahu?"
" Ab hum aapko vo sub kaise bata sakte hain?"
" Are phir se vahi sharmaana. Chalo bataao. Humen sasur nahin, apna
dost samjho."
" Jee seetian maarte the. Kabhi kabhi to bahut gande gande comment bhi
dete the. Bahut si baaten to humen samajh hi nahin aati thi."
" Kya bolte the bahu?"
" unki gandi baatn hamen samjh nahin aati thi. Lekin itna zaroor pata
tha ki humaari chhation aur nitumbon pe comment dete the. Kaise
kharaab hote hain ladke. Ghar mein maa behan nahin hote kya?"
" Aur kya kya karte the?"
" Jee, Class mein bhi ladke jaan boojh ke apni pencil humaare pairon
ke paas phenk dete the aur use uthaane ke bahaane humaari skirt ke
under taangon ke beech mein jhaankne ki koshish karte the. School ki
dress skirt thi nahin to hum salwaar kameez hi pahan ke school jaate.
Ladke log hote hi bahut kharaab hain."
" Nahin bahu ladke kharaab nahin hote. Vo to bechaare tumhaari jawaani
se pareshaan rahte honge."
" Lekin kisi ladki pe gande gande comment dena aur uski taangon ke
beech mein jhaankna to badtameezee hoti hai na pitaji?"
" Ismen badtameezee ki kya baat hai bahu. Bachpan se hi her marad ke
mun mein aurat ki taangon ke beech mein jhaankne ki jigysa hoti hai
aur jub vo bara ho jata hai tub to aurat ki taangon ke beech mein
pahunchna hi uska lakshya bun jata hai."
" Haa! Ye bhi kya lakshya hua.? Marad log to hote hi aise hain."
" Lekin bahu ladkian bhi to kum nahin hoti. Dekho na aaj kal to shahar
ki jyadatar ladkian shaadi se pahle hi apna subkuchh de deti hain. Tum
bhi to shahar ki ho bahu."
" Acchha pita ji! kya matlub aapka? Hum vaise nahin hain. Itne ladke
humaare peechhe pare the, yehaan tak ki kayi master ji log bhi humaare
peechhe pare the, lekin humne to shaadi se pahle aisa vaisa kucchh
nahin kiya."
"Such bahu? Yakeen nahin hota ki itni sexy ladki ko ladkon ne kunwaara
chhor diya hoga."
" Humne kisi ladke ko aaj tak haath bhi nahin lagaane diya."
" Aaj tak ? bechaara Rakesh abhi tak kunwara hi hai. Suhaag raat ko
bhi haath nahin lagaane diya?" Ramlal hansta hua bola.
" Haa ...pita ji aap to bahut kharaab hain. Suhaag raat ko to pati ka
haq banta hai. Unhen thore hi hum mana kar sakte hain." Kanchan bare
hi maadak dhung se apne chootron ko Ramlal ke munh ki or uchkaati hui
boli. Ramlal Kanchan ke chootron se simat kar unki daraar mein jaati
hui kachhi ko dekh dekh kar paagal ho raha tha.
" Bahu ek baat kahun? Tum shaadi ke baad se bahut hi khoobsoorat ho
gayi ho."
" Pita ji aap to aise bol rahe hain jaise shaadi se pahle hum
badsoorat the."
" Are nahin bahu shaadi se pahle bhi tum bahut sunder thi lekin shaadi
ke baad se to tumhaari jawaani aur bhi nikhar aai hai. Her ladki ki
jawaani mein shaadi ke baad ekdum nikhaar aa jata hai."
" Aisa kyon pitaji?" Kanchan ne bholepan se poocchha.
" Bahu, shaadi se pahle ladki ek kacchi kali hoti hai. Kali ko phool
banaane ka kaam to marad hi kar sakta hai na. Suhaag raat ko ladki ek
kacchhi kali se phool bun jaati hai. Jaise kali mein phool bunke
nikhaar aa jata hai vaise hi ladki ki jawaani mein shaadi ke baad
nikhaar aane lagta hai."
" Aisa kya nikhaar aaya humaari jawaani mein? Hum to pahle bhi aise hi
the."
" Bahu tumhaari jawaani mein kya nikhaar aaya vo humse poochho.
Tumhaara badan ekdum bhar gaya hai. Kapre bhi taight hone lage hain.
Dekho ye nitumb kaise phail gaye hain." Ramlal Kanchan ke dono
chootron pe haath pherta hua bola. " tumhaari ye kacchhi bhi kitni
chhoti ho gayi hai. Kareeb kareeb poore hi nitumb is kacchhi ke baahar
hain. Shaadi se pahle to aisa nahin tha na." Aakhir Kanchan ka plan
safal hone laga tha. Ramlal ka haath uske uchke hue chootron ko sahla
raha tha. Kabhi kabhi Ramlal uski pantyline pe haath pherta. Kanchan
ko bahut mazaa aa raha tha. Ramlal phir bola,
" Bahu lagta hai tumhen ye gulaabi rang ki kacchhi bahut pasand hai."
" Haa..! pitaji aapko kaise pata humne kaun se rang ki kacchhi pahni hai?"
" Bahu tumhaare nitumb hain hi itne chaure ki unke oopar kase hue
petticoat mein se kacchhi bhi nazar aa rahi hai."
" Hai Ram ! Pitaji humen salwaar kameez pahanane dijiye. Humen sharam
aa rahi hai."
" Are bahu sharam kaisi tum to humaari beti ke samaan ho." Ramlal
Kanchan ki kacchhi pe haath pherta hua bola. Kanchan bhi Ramlal ki
taangon pe maalish karne ka naatak kar rahi thi. Ramlal bahu ke
vishaal nitumbon ko dabaata hua bola,
" bahu tum Rajesh ka khyaal to rakhti ho na."
" Jee aap bephikar rahiye hum unka bahut kyaal rakhte hain. Jub hum
aapka itna khyaal kar sakte hain to kya unka nahin karenge? Unhen
humse kabhi shikaayat ka mauka nahin milega."
" Shabaash bahu humen tumse yahi ummeed thi. Lekin humaara mutlab tha
ki is lajabaab jawaani ko bekaar to nahin kar rahi ho. Rajesh ko khush
to rakhti ho. Vo jo kucchh chaahta hai use deti ho na."
" jee vo jo chaahte hain hum unhen dete hain. Jaisa khaana pasand hai
vaisa hi banaate hain." Kanchan Ramlal ka mutlab acchhi tarah samajh
rahi thi lekin anjaan banane ka naatak kar rahi thi.
" Bahu, tum to bahut bholi ho. Hum khaane peene ki baat nahin kar
rahe. Khaane peene ke ilaawa bhi marad ki zaroorten hoti hain jinhen
agar biwi poora na kare to marad doosri aurton ke paas jaane lagta
hai. Use apni jawaani roz deti ho ki nahin ." Kanchan sharmaane ka
naatak karti hui boli,
" Pitaji aap ye kaisi baaten kar rahe hain? Humen to bahut sharam aa
rahi hai."
" Apne sasur se kya sharmana bahu ? hamaari bahu khush hai ya nahin ye
jaanana humaara pharz hai. Bolo hai ya nahin.
" Jee hai"
" To phir batao use roz deti ho ya nahin?" Ramlal ka haath ab phisal
kar Kanchan ke chootron ki daraar mein aa gaya tha. Vo uske chootron
ki daraar mein haath pherta hua bola " bolo bahu sharmao nahin."
" jjj..Jee, Vo jub chaahte hain le lete hain. Hum kabhi mana nahin karte."
" Vo jub chaahta hai tub leta hai. Tum apne aap kabhi nahin deti ho."
" Hum to aurat hain. Pahal karna to marad ka kaam hota hai." Kanchan
ne mun hi mun socha ki Ramlal ne kitne safaai se lene dene ki baaten
shuru kar dee thee aur ab to uske chootron ki daraar mein bhi haath
pher raha tha. Suchmuch sasur ji kaafi manje hue khilaari the. Ramlal
bol raha tha,